Here's what you missed this weekend in sports:
The Biggest Loser
Alex Rodriguez's career may have reached the end of the line after an arbitrator ruled to suspend him for all of the next Major League Baseball season, but the embattled New York Yankees slugger remains in denial.
Outdone in the Outback
There's no one who even comes close to Serena Williams in the Australian Open this year, as she has history in her sights. Unfortunately, Venus Williams will have to watch from the stands after being ousted in the first round.
Pau Gasol may have heard erroneous reports that he had been traded from the Los Angeles Lakers while watching a production of "The Lion King," but maybe it would be best for the basketball team if the rumor became a reality.
Bring It on Back
The University of Alabama raised its recruiting game by hiring Lane Kiffin as its offensive coordinator.
Beast Quake, Part 2
Seattle Seahawks fans caused another minor earthquake after Marshawn Lynch's 15-yard run into the end zone in the second quarter of Saturday's win over the New Orleans Saints in the NFL playoffs. Relive the original Beast Quake from three years ago.
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