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<html> <head><style type ="text/css">body { font-family: "Bloomberg Prop Unicode I", Verdana, sans-serif; font-size:125%; letter-spacing: -0.3pt; color: #FF9F0F; background-color: #000000; text-align: left; } p {line-height: 1.25em; max-width:900px; width:expression(document.body.clientWidth > 900? "900px": "auto" );} h1, h2, h3 { text-align: left; font-weight: normal; color: #FFFFFF; } h1 { font-size: 130%; } h2 { font-size: 115%; } h3 { font-size: 100%; } #bb-style { font-size: 90%; max-width:900px; width:expression(document.body.clientWidth > 900? "900px": "auto" ); } b, strong { font-weight: bold; } i, em { color: #FEC54A; } pre { font-family: "Andale Mono", "Monaco", "Lucida Console"; letter-spacing: -0.3pt; line-height: 1.25em; } table { border: 0; font-size: 90%; width: 100%; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } td, tr { text-align: left; } td.numeric { text-align: right; } a:link { color:#53B2F5; text-decoration: none; } a:visited {color:#53B2F5} a:active {color:#53B2F5} a:hover {color:#53B2F5} </style> </head> <body> <p>By Rick Moranis</p> <p>When a city’s lingua franca is linfected with linvention,<br> It might be time for punsters to linvite a lintervention.</p> <p>In Gardens where lines are painted and liniments have no limits,<br> And Spike Leen’s often inbound taunting visitors with gimmicks,</p> <p>A team that lin extremis and linestimably bad,<br> Corporate boxes left unwrapped and empty floor seats to be had,</p> <p>Even Knicks linherit missing links and linertia once disabled,<br> Can lingratiate linfamously lintractable deals in Cable.</p> <p>So as Taipei personalities now linflate the price of seats,<br> I linvested in a laptop to stream this Linchpin’s feats.</p> <p>But last Tuesday, linconsolable, lincognito I snuck in,<br> To Westminster’s annual canine fest disguised as Lin Tin Tin.</p> <p>I lingered long past Best goodbyes, and found a linterim space,<br> To somehow stay linconspicuous while security linspected the place.</p> <p>Sustaining my lincursion through a lincalculably lonely night,<br> My lincentives again lincurable in game day’s lincendiary delight.</p> <p>Linsatiably, I watched, as this lintrepid from the Ivy,<br> Made the thunder in the building lincomparably come alivy.</p> <p>But lintuitively I’ll stay linfatuated. Who knows where life is fated?<br> Not every Dolan knows what cardinal is. Let’s see if this guy’s traded!</p> <p>(Rick Moranis is a writer and actor who lives in New York City. The opinions expressed are his own.)</p> <p>For more quick commentary from Bloomberg View, go to the <a href="http://www.bloomberg.com/view/the-ticker/">Ticker</a>.</p> </body> </html>